hiddenbehindthesmile:

those people
who’ve outlawed McDonald’s
spend their lives on the treadmill
don’t understand that
yes
they might put years into their life
but they’ll never get a chance
to put life into their years.

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

thewallflowergames:

John Green

avengingthedarkknight:

colferbabes:

andercrissfinch:

shorm:

veronicalafata:

oxers:

monnrah:

Why yes, Yes I do. 

Indeed I do!

I do!  I do support it!

This might actually be the worst ad I’ve seen.

these are everywhere in my city and I laugh every damn time I see them.

OMG I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AD FOR OBAMA. THIS IS A REPUBLICAN AD. I CANNOT BREATHE

theeruditegryffindor:

I put the fun in funeral.

I put the laughter in manslaughter.

I put the hot in psychotic.

kelsiefag:

This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now

He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch

Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people

gamzeemakarababy:

onetruedoitsu:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

[little kid voice] mommy where does happiness come from

[mom voice] vodka

thats-fassynating:

7ns:

#im left handed you twat #rude

OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.

All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

savvyliterate:

#SO OTP I CAN’T STAND IT #SOMEHOW I IMAGINE THOSE TWO DOING THIS AT THE SAME TIME #YELLING IT AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS #BEFORE RIVER HAS THE LAST WORD AND STORMS OUT #AND THEY BOTH POUT AND FUME #AND RIVER SHOOTS UP A TRASH BIN IN FRUSTRATION #THEN THEY SEEK EACH OTHER OUT AND HUG #AND HE NUZZLES HER HAIR #AND THEY HOLD EACH UNDER A STREETLAMP ON THE CORNER #AND IT’S 2 A.M. #AND THEY’RE HAVING A WONDERFUL LIFE #AND A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE

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